Abduction Volunteer T-Shirt – Funny Alien UFO “I Want to Leave” Tee | Escape Reality Sci-Fi Humor Shirt

Whether you’re fed up with humanity or just ready for your ride to the mothership, this “Abduction Volunteer – I Want to Leave” T-Shirt lets the aliens know you’re ready and willing.

🛸 Featuring a bold silhouette of a person being beamed up from a desert landscape, this high-contrast black tee combines dark humor and extraterrestrial style for those who feel just a little too done with Earth.

Perfect for:
Sci-fi lovers
Alien conspiracy fans
Introverts and wanderers
Festival goers & desert dreamers
Anyone who’s ever muttered “I want to leave” on a Monday morning

✅ Printed on premium black cotton

✅ Unisex fit – available in multiple sizes

✅ Lightweight, soft, and breathable

✅ Durable white print that stands out in any galaxy

Your interstellar escape plan starts here.

• 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey), 50/50 cotton/poly (Dark Heather)
• Heavyweight classic unisex tee
• Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
• Made with sustainably & fairly grown USA cotton
• Print Method: DIGISOFT®

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