They Can Read Minds T-Shirt – Funny Tin Foil Hat Conspiracy Tee | “Tin Hats Rule!” Humor Shirt

🧠 They can read minds… unless you’re wearing this.

Step out in full paranoid style with this hilarious tinfoil hat T-shirt — perfect for anyone who doesn’t trust the government, the satellites, or that weird neighbor with the drone.

Featuring a shiny foil hat and mind-ray graphics, this tee is a badge of honor for:

Conspiracy lovers

Alien enthusiasts

Festival warriors

Hardcore introverts with excellent taste

👽 Shirt Features:

Bold vintage-style design with retro foil texture

Printed on high-quality, soft black cotton

Unisex fit – built for all believers

Guaranteed to block at least 78% of awkward conversations*

(*Probably.)

Whether you’re serious about surveillance or just here for the laughs, remember:

Tin hats rule. Literally.

• 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey), 50/50 cotton/poly (Dark Heather)
• Heavyweight classic unisex tee
• Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
• Made with sustainably & fairly grown USA cotton
• Print Method: DIGISOFT®

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